Simon watched Mum drive away. She reached
the gate and disappeared left. Behind him Dad and the man, David, the man’s
name was David, shouted in unison with the crowd on TV.
He was stuck in this room. For the moment
he was hidden by the couch and erased by the football. To get to his bedroom he
would have to pass in front of the TV, possibly blocking the game at a crucial
moment, which meant getting in trouble. If he waited till quarter time his Dad
and the man David would be bored. He would have to talk to them or get them a
beer or sit with them or do something else he didn’t want to do.
Poking his head around the end of the
couch, Simon watched the football. Often, when a player caught the ball, no,
marked the ball, near the posts they would take a long time to psych themselves
up before they tried to kick a goal. He waited quietly, a secret third
spectator, while Dad and the man David shouted things like ‘ball’ and ‘kick
it.’ When a player finally marked the ball near the goal, Simon waited - sometimes
they marked too close to the goal and just kicked it straight away. The player
bent to pull his socks up and Simon ran from the room. Halfway up the hall he
heard shouting behind him. “Goal!”
He played in his room; then outside with
the dog until it began to rain. Dinner was crumbed fish fillets and oven fries.
“What did you do today, Simon?” asked
David.
“Nothing.”
Simon could see David watch him as they
ate. He was bigger than Dad, nearly fat, but he had big shoulders too so he
didn’t look fat. He had grey hair in a crew cut and a t-shirt with an ugly
collar. Simon noticed he put tomato sauce on his fish, which was yucky.
“Hey Simon, guess what? David’s a
policeman,” said Dad. Simon looked up in alarm.
“Don’t worry mate,” said David, laughing,
“I’m not going to arrest you.”
Little bits of chewed up fish and chips
sprayed out of David’s mouth when he laughed. Simon knew about policemen. Last
month he and Gavin were playing in the hedge when Gavin spotted a For Sale sign
on Mrs Fisher’s fence. The sign was tied on with black baling twine. They had
found some sharp rocks and tried and cut through the twine. Simon realised he’d
have more success if he separated the thin strings that made up the twine and
attacked them one by one. Gavin was still sawing energetically when Simon made
it all the way through his.
Suddenly there was a step behind them on
the gravel and a hand on both their shoulders. The policeman, Bob Wilson, had snuck
up and caught them. Simon was terrified but Bob Wilson had only delivered a
very solemn speech about why cutting down the For Sale sign on Mrs Fisher’s
fence was wrong – this seemed mainly to be because she was very old. Being
caught by the policeman had been scary, but not for long. Two weeks later they
found the roller door on the canteen at the oval had been left unlocked, so
they snuck in and took as many cans of Fanta as they could carry.
After dinner Simon was allowed to watch TV
for an hour; then it was time to go to bed.
“Goodnight mate,” said David. Simon worried
he would have to give David a hug but it seemed it was ok not to.
He wasn’t tired and he wanted to find out
what happened in the book he was reading, so once Dad kissed him goodnight he got
out of bed and crouched in the slice of light that fell in through the open
door. He was too big to have a night-light, but his parents left the light on in
the hallway until they went to bed. It was cold and uncomfortable on the floor
in his pyjamas. Even worse, across the width of the hall was the spare room. Once,
reading like this, the door swung back to reveal a dead blackness and the smell
of mothballs. He had run to his bed and hid under the covers with his feet
pulled to his chest, convinced something living in that black space would
devour him at any moment. Tonight though, after a few checks to see the door
had not moved, he soon became involved in the story. Besides, the man David was
staying in the spare room tonight. Whatever lived in there would not come out.
Simon woke up because he was cold and he
needed to go to the toilet. He was sprawled on the carpet, his book an
uncomfortable pillow. The door to the spare room was ajar, but that’s how it
had been before. He got up and glided quickly down the hall to the toilet. The blue
TV-light still flickered in the living room. He stopped when he reached the
toilet door because the light was on inside. Was there someone in there? Did
David know that when you finished you turned the light off? He reached
uncertainly for the knob just as the door opened and David stepped out. Simon
jumped and David brushed past him.
“All yours, mate.”
Simon stepped quickly inside, turned and
locked the door. The knob moved as David tried it from the outside. The room
was bright and smelled bad. David had not flushed and his pee was a dark yellow
puddle in the bowl. Simon stood on the cold linoleum and held his breath. The
doorknob turned back and forth once more and then David moved off down the
hall. Simon flushed and stood for a long time before he could pee. Eventually
he finished, unlocked the door and scurried back to his room, not flushing and
not stopping to wash his hands.
When Simon woke up again everything was
black and there was a horrible noise outside his window. The noise mewled and
screeched and hissed, cycling up and down. His tongue felt like a dry stone in
his mouth. He could not move. What could it be? His only guess was a demon that
must surely be about to burst through the window and kill him. The noise went on
and on. Surely Dad would come. If only he could cry out, but no part of his
body would obey him.
After what seemed like hours the noise was
still there, caterwauling up and down in the darkness. Simon decided whatever
was making it did not know he was there and so would not kill and eat him
straight away. He also knew there were no stories where the little boy stayed
in bed and the noise went away. If he was to be part of a story he must get up
and look. With more courage than he had ever summoned before he closed his half
open mouth and forced himself to breath through his nose. Breathing right gave
him the courage to get out of bed and, as quietly as he could, he crept across
the room to the window. Awake, and staring into the darkness for so long, he
could see enough to know when he reached the curtains. All the time the noise
was still there, spitting and moaning like nothing he had ever heard before.
With infinite caution he parted the
curtains and looked out into the garden. The moon was full and in the dead
white light he could see two creatures crouched before the rose bushes. The one
on the left, which he could see better, looked like someone had scribbled with
a thick black pen until they had a scribble that was a little like a person and
a little like a dog, cut it out and dressed it in a small set of clothes. The
colours were hard to make out in the moonlight, but it looked like it wore a
green pair of pants and a red jacket, a battered leather hat and carried a stick.
The other creature was harder to see because it had its back to him, but it
looked as if it were made from a lot of dead animals all joined together. Simon
could see a raggy bit of mouse and what looked like a swatch of magpie forming its
back. It had no clothes but was holding a long bone, nearly as tall as itself,
by one end. Both creatures were no more than a foot tall and seemed to be
having an argument – this was the sound that had woken him.
Simon watched the creatures for as long as
he dared. The scribbly one was making the moaning and mewling noises, while the
one patched together from dead things was making the hissing and screeching
sounds. Although it all sounded terribly violent neither creature moved very
much. They reminded Simon of two old men, querulously arguing with one another
over a fence, one sometimes banging his stick on the ground, the other shaking
its bone for emphasis.
It was cold next to the window in his
pyjamas and when he could stand it no longer Simon wriggled a little to keep
his feet warm. It made the smallest of noises but suddenly both creatures were
silent and looking straight at him. The scribbly one vanished immediately, but
the one patched from dead things turned and moved towards him. Simon tried to
run back to bed but he couldn’t move at all. The creature came quickly to the
window, dragging the long bone behind it. It moved strangely, as if it were an animation
drawn in the corner of a book, slow then fast, jerking. When it was close Simon
saw that its eyes were just holes with tiny teeth somehow suspended in them
like blind pupils. It reached out with an arm that he saw was really the grubby
leg of a dead lamb and tapped on the window. It had no mouth at all but it asked
him a question in a voice that was wretched and dank.
“Who?”
The next morning Simon woke up feeling
good. Then he remembered the creatures in the night and began to feel uneasy. The
light under his curtains meant it was sunny outside, and there was a lot of
birdsong. This didn’t fit with the strange creatures and the horrible question
the patchwork one had asked him. Had that been a dream? The memory felt cold
and hard, not like a dream at all, but it was so removed from the sun under the
curtains and the birds outside that it didn’t feel like a normal memory either.
No one else was up so he watched cartoons
until Dad came in.
“How did you sleep, chief?”
“OK.”
“Did you hear those cats? Bloody things.”
“I thought it was a monster.”
“Argh, I’m sorry Simon, I should have got
up and checked you were ok. Did they scare you?”
“It wasn’t too bad.”
“Good boy.”
Dad let him have cornflakes with lots of
cream and sugar as a treat. As he was rinsing his bowl gravel crunched in the
driveway and Mum’s car pulled up outside the kitchen window. She waved to him
and Simon waved back.
“Good morning boys,” she said, coming into
the kitchen.
Simon ran and hugged her while Dad asked
her about her night. Auntie Jo had been having something called a ‘hen’s
night.’
“Were there lots of hens, Mummy?”
She laughed. “Yes darling, it was a
veritable chicken farm.”
Simon didn’t know why this was funny or
what ‘veritable’ meant, but Mum and Dad were happy and laughing, so he laughed
too.
Dad told Mum about the cats. “Did you hear
them, Simon?” she asked.
“I thought it was a monster.”
“Uh-oh,” she said playfully. “Alright now
though? You know it was just naughty cats?”
He nodded and went to the fridge for some
juice. Maybe it had been cats.
“David still in bed?” she asked Dad.
“Yeah, lazy city-slicker.”
But an hour later David was still in bed,
even though Mum had started banging around in the bedroom looking for some
shoes.
“Go and see if he wants any breakfast.”
A few minutes later he heard quick
footsteps in the house and his parents whispering urgently to each other. He
got up and went to the kitchen to see what was happening.
“We should still call the ambulance,” said
Dad in a voice that Simon hadn’t heard him use before.
“Just call emergency,” said Mum. She was
crying and when she saw him standing in the kitchen door she ran over and
hugged him. He was scared.
“Oh darling,” she said. “It looks like
Uncle David went to sleep last night and he’s not going to wake up.”
Simon wanted to ask if that was because
David was very tired, but he knew the truth. “He’s dead.”
“Yes, honey.” Mum started crying again. “We
think he had a heart attack during the night.”
